Bruce the Dinkum Cobber having a go at some lass… obviously from the Midwest or Canada.

Bruce the Bushwhacker showing off his Orange skin, a rare side effect of adolescent jaundice coupled with uncontrolled and frankly, irresponsible self-medication of Vitamin C.

Flaccid Bruce the philandering dental hygienist as seen in his baby picture. You can tell by the proud mothers grin as he had apparently been feeding off her inner organs for some time. Such a pompous ass!

Super Action Bruce coming up for a photo during his last abalone diving expedition off the coast of Yemen. The catch was bountiful that day. Total bag was 13 Arabs and a dead Mexican.